FakeNews Canada – Climate Refugee, Santa Claus, Moving to South Pole

The Canadian Government should be ashamed of itself for trying to frighten all the little kiddies with the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) FakeNews story that Santa has become a “Climate Refugee” and is moving to the South Pole.  Here’s the BIG LIE from The Government of Canada’s “Policy Horizons”.  The following pile of polar bear excrement, err…government sponsored misinformation demonstrates that nothing is out of bounds for a Liberal trying to argue an issue….

Santa is moving to the South Pole

What?

Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.

So What?

Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.

AGW – Inuit Observe “Too Many ‘Effing Polar Bears Now”

From the NoTricksZone we find that “2 New Papers: 92% Of Polar Bear Subpopulations Stable, Increasing…Inuit Observe ‘Too Many Polar Bears Now’ “.  Holy crap, Al Gore!!  You’ve been lying your fat, overfed ass off for the last 20 years.

The overwhelming conclusion from years of accumulated conversations with native populations about polar bears is that there is almost no connection between the long-term observations of polar bear ecology

and the more recent claims that polar bears as a species are in grave danger due to climate change and thinning sea ice.

In fact, the long-term observations suggest that polar bear subpopulations are currently faring quite well, with 92% of  the subpopulations studied either remaining stable or growing in recent years.

According to Inuit observers, there may even be “too many” bears now.

And here’s lying, fat, old huckster Al Gore.