John Conyers’ Hump Day – Right Al? Right Joe?

Al Franken – Senator Grope A. Dope

This Rose Just Got Thorny

Horny Charlie Rose just fell in the briar patch along with his groping Senator buddy, Al Franken.  From the Hollywood Reporter, “Charlie Rose Suspended By CBS, PBS and Bloomberg Amid Sexual Misconduct Claims“.

In response to a Washington Post report detailing multiple accusations of inappropriate conduct, PBS and Bloomberg announced on Monday afternoon that both companies will stop distributing Charlie Rose’s eponymous show, Charlie Rose. The nightly show is produced by Rose’s company, Charlie Rose Inc.

Separately, CBS announced that Rose is suspended from his role as CBS This Morning co-host. Rose is also a contributing correspondent for 60 Minutes. “Charlie Rose is suspended immediately while we look into this matter,” the network said. “These allegations are extremely disturbing and we take them very seriously.”

Poison – “Every Rose Has It’s Thorns”

Tales From The FrankenWeinstein Chronicles

It has been quite a week for Senator Al Franken, Minnesota’s grossest groper.  Formerly known as Senator Stuart Smalley, the ‘handy’ politician will henceforth be known as Senator FrankenWeinstein. Behold….

Senator Al Franken’s Statement at Jeff Sessions Hearing

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