Alexandria “Free Shit” Ocasio-Cortez

AOC Becomes Chic-fil-A’s Newest Fan

AOC’s Bizarre Town Hall Inadvertently Launches New Chic-fil-A Ad Spoof.

“But we’re not going to be here much long because of the climate crisis,” the woman blurted. “We got to start eating babies,” she abruptly declared, taking off her jacket to display a T-shirt that read: “Save the planet. Eat the children.”

…the lawmaker (AOC) said: “One of the things that’s very important to us is that we need to treat the climate crisis with the urgency that it does present. Luckily, we have more than a few months.”

A few more months? What? To test recipes?

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AOC Loves FREE

Johns Hopkins Medicine proudly announces that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is their new is their new “Helmet Therapy For Babies” spokesmodel. Congrats AOC.

The Hopkins spokesmodel audition also caught the eye of the producers of “The Price Is Free”…. Come On Down, Alexandria!!!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Uses The New Aging App

CBSNews reports, “All your friends are posting aging selfies with FaceApp – a Russian app that’s raising privacy concerns.”  Yeah.  We can where a ‘FBI Investigation‘ might be in order.

All you have to do is download FaceApp and take a photo before applying an old-age filter. But users should know that privacy concerns have emerged about the Russian-made app.

FaceApp, a startup owned by Russian company Wireless Lab, uses artificial technology to transform your photos, according to its website. With a filter, you can see what you’d look with a beard, gray hair, and even realistic-looking wrinkles.

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Icebae – AOC’s Primary Opponent

Meet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 2020 primary opponent – Icebae.  When interviewed  about her upcoming challenge to AOC, Icebae noted that the hardest part of her campaign would be deciding on a slogan.  She is genuinely torn between “Make Alexandria A Bartender Again” or “Let Alexandria Instagram Fulltime.”  MABA or LAIF?

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Take A Walk In AOC’s Size 36 DDD’s Before You Judge

Y’all just need to take a walk in Alexandria’s size 36 DDD’s so you can understand what a girl has got to put up with.

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