The Alexandria “Free Shit” Ocasio-Cortez Commemorative “Zero Cents” coin.
“AOC – All Out Crazy – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to establish a new Soviet Republic,”
Valdes is a Republican from New Jersey who plans to move to Ocasio-Cortez’s district in order to oppose her in the 2020 election. He is a conservative radio producer who formerly worked for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
**Chiquita Found here.
The Editors of The Babylon Bee admitted today that their article, “Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free” may not have been entirely accurate an issued an apology for the confusion. Readers give the story “Two Hehs Up”.
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert.
Recapping this week’s mayhem committed on logic and common sense by Democratic-Socialist darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
The New York Post writes, “Ocasio-Cortez: Garbage disposals were never really a thing in NYC.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addressed the attention surrounding her first garbage disposal experience on Tuesday by claiming that the kitchen appliances “never really became a thing” in the city.
Ocasio-Cortez, 29, posted an Instagram story on Monday that chronicled the first time she used the device in her new Washington D.C. pad.
“This DC apartment is bougie and has things I’ve never seen before. Like what is a garbage disposal really for,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote in the caption.
“Is this what social mobility is? Using kitchen appliances you never saw growing up?”
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) sought to explain a recent document from her office that linked “farting cows” to climate change, saying that serious climate policy needs to address agriculture.
A set of frequently asked questions released by her office this month as part of the rollout of her “Green New Deal” proposal to fight climate change mentioned cow flatulence as a problem, but her staff later denounced the document.
Ocasio-Cortez didn’t directly defend the statement in an interview that aired late Thursday on Showtime’s “Desus & Mero,” but said that climate policy might need to look into reducing greenhouse gas emissions from agriculture.
AOC’s Climate Solution: Fix Cow Farts
Forget the “Green New Deal” or “Medicare For All”, the Left’s Democratic-Socialist darling, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, says that the continuing un-Controlled and un-Taxed manufacture of Lava Lamps will cause the extinction of Volcanoes within the next 12 years. Send money….