Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.
blondebrunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
blondebrunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”
She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”
Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.
**Alchemical Politics – or “The Politics of Transmutation”
Definition of transmutation. : an act or instance of transmuting or being transmuted: such as. a : the conversion of base metals into gold or silver. b : the conversion of one element or nuclide into another either naturally or artificially.
FakeNews CNN Reporter, Abilio James Acosta-Cortez, went to McAllen, TX today to ‘report’ on the Presidents Border Crisis trip. Acosta-Cortez then snarks that he doesn’t see any Border Crisis through all of these steel slats here in McAllen…. Hmmm? Abilio James, did you stop to think that maybe it’s pretty tranquil here on this part of the border because of the steel fence? Prolly not–the thinking part, that is.
Jim. In remembrance of your pontification today in McAllen that there "Ain't no stinkin' Border Crisis here where these steel slats are", you shall henceforth be called 'Abilio James Acosta-Cortez', noting your close kinship with that other deep thinker–Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 10, 2019
Americans For Tax Reform report that the “Ocasio-Cortez Tax Plan Creates 82.7% Top Income Tax Rate for New Yorkers.” Whoa! Let’s see how many good New York and California (83.30% tax) liberals jump on that train to nowhere.
New York State has a top income tax rate of 8.82 percent while New York City has a top rate of 3.876 percent. So under this proposal, her constituents would pay a top combined income tax rate of 82.7 percent:
Federal income tax rate: 70.0%
NY state income tax rate: 8.82%
NYC income tax rate: 3.876%
New Yorkers would not be the only ones suffering under the Ocasio-Cortez plan. California taxpayers would pay a top rate of 83.3 percent (70 percent plus the California rate of 13.30 percent).
In addition to this high income tax rate, taxpayers would remain impacted by other taxes including payroll taxes, taxes on capital gains income and dividends, and the death tax.