Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About The Chinese Coronavirus…

…Cause Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About Bats.

Des Moines RegisterIt was the chomp heard ’round the world… when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses.  The landmark night turned out to be a bloody decapitation…By a looney Englishman with toxic drug habits whose job description at the time read something like “dark prince of heavy metal.”

So, yeah.  Ozzy knows a thing or two about a bat or two.

**Thanks Anon in MT

Nancy’s First Day At The Senate Impeachment Trial

The AP reports, “McConnell proposes swift impeachment trial with long days.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell proposed a condensed, two-day calendar for each side to give opening statements, ground rules that Democrats immediately rejected.

Voting on the Republican leader’s resolution will be one of the first orders of business when senators convene Tuesday. It also pushes off any votes on witnesses until later in the process, rather than up front, as Democrats had demanded.

Thanks Anon in MT