Thanks Anon in MT
Johns Hopkins Medicine proudly announces that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is their new is their new “Helmet Therapy For Babies” spokesmodel. Congrats AOC.
The Hopkins spokesmodel audition also caught the eye of the producers of “The Price Is Free”…. Come On Down, Alexandria!!!
AOC, the Wretched Rep. of the East (East Bronx, that is), unleashing another flock of mean tweets…
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This stems from wild claims that AOC made a few weeks ago involving her visit to a border facility in El Paso, TX. While there, she claimed not only that the Border Patrol agents physically and sexually threatened her, but that she witnessed a woman being told to drink out of the toilet.
As per usual with the freshman Congressional member, this all turned out to be nonsense. Later, we would learn that she didn’t even actually enter the actual detention facility, instead choosing to stage a photo-op by verbally abusing the guards and then insisting she stay with a family at the beginning of the tour. At no point did she actually witness someone being told to drink out of the toilet and we’ve still yet to hear the names of these agents who supposedly threatened her.
Naw. Even Disney’s Fantasyland isn’t ready for Alexandria’s fabulous stories of Climate Armageddon, Border Concentration Camps and Free Lunches for Everyone in the world. Go home, AOC.
Madonna sized tears aside, according to reports by Summit News, “Photos Reveal AOC Was Crying Over an Empty Parking Lot.” Yes sir. A good little Democratic-Socialist Social Justice Warrior will do just about anything in the the name of “Wokeness”.