As Seen On TV – The “Taco Cleanse” System

Or if you want to save a couple of bucks, you can make your own Taco or Burrito Cleanse.  Just leave your favorite flavor of taco or burrito on your car’s dashboard (or under the seat) for a couple of days, then enjoy.  You will be cleansed.

   
   

Move Over ‘Sham-Wow’ – Hillary’s Got a New Gig

“As Seen On TV” nestled somewhere between the ‘MyPillow’ and the ‘FlexSeal’ guys.

 

   
   

Voila – Nothing To See Behind The Curtain

Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.