“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem. It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.
I couldn’t resist updating the original “Beef — Not the Only Thing for Dinner“. This is the Donald Trump edition.
I hope those nipple rings don’t get caught on anything. OUCH!