What do ya think?
Bernie’s Market Testing New 2020 Campaign Poster
Bernie ‘Free Shit’ Sanders
A Bernie Bus For Every Garage…
And a ‘Free” chicken for every pot.
‘Big Tent’ Democrats
You’re gonna need a ‘Yuuge‘ tent to pack all those crazy wacka-doodle Democratic-Socialist 2020 candidates.
Need a New Diet Plan? Try Socialism
Tired of paying those big $Bucks for Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, or NutriSystem diet plans that don’t work because your end up eating an entire month’s worth of food portions in a week? No willpower? Remove temptation and remove the need for any willpower or self-restraint. Vote for Socialism. That’s right! A vote for Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or any of the other taggers-on pretenders) could mean that you might lose more weight than you ever thought possible. And the only workout needed is to pull that voting lever for a Democrat.
If You ‘Feel the Burn’ You May Want To…
America needs Bernie ‘The Burn’ Sanders’ Democratic Socialism just about as much as it needs a case of antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea. So go get checked out and for everyone’s sake, get the cure.
