Today’s Bacon – Bacon Jihad

Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork.  Or heads.  Whatever…

Spoiler Alert:  For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding.  For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire.  Deal with it.

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Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon

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Daily Darwin – Jihadi Jam

Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall.  It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam.  Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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One Socialist

Or another. Or as Hillary says, “What difference does it makes?”  Same end result.  Bernie’s camps will probably have Wi-Fi, but that’s progress, right?

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Urban Dictionary:

The Nazi Party was a political party in Germany, founded in 1919 by Anton Drexler. At first it was called “The German Worker’s Party”.

When Hitler later took over the party, helped by his oratorical skills, he renamed the party the NSDAP (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeitpartei), meaning National Socialist Germany Workers’ Party.

Later on the Great Depression helped the Nazi come to power in 1933.

Paul von Hindenburg, the president at the time, appointed Hitler Chancellor of Germany on January 30th 1933. Within 3 months, he had assumed dictatorial powers.

Hence, the Nazi Party is indeed what Hitler used, and what helped him to gain power and wage war across the globe.

Winner, Winner – Chicken Dinner

When a man gets between another man and his chicken, there will be blood.  Also murder and mayhem. No “Green Card” required.  The USA Today reports, “Man killed for grabbing last piece of chicken, cops say“.

HOUSTON — One man is dead and another is accused of fatally stabbing him — all over a piece of chicken.

Reinaldo Cardoso Rivera, 38, of Houston was charged late last week with murder in connection with the Friday death of Darwin Perez Gonzalez, 34, of Houston.

Chicken_BoxingFive men had been making dinner and drinking in an apartment in western Houston. But police said Rivera became angry when Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken.

An argument escalated into a fist fight that was taken out into the parking lot of the complex. Rivera then stabbed Gonzalez and fled the scene with the knife, police said.

Rivera later returned to the scene and admitted to police that he had stabbed Gonzalez. Rivera, whose case file says he is not a U.S. citizen, was arrested, charged and is being held in Harris County jail on $200,000 bond.