You might say Scheming Chuck Schumer Schlonged himself by pursuing his Stupefying Shithole Shutdown.
President Donald Trump borrowed a page from Clint Eastwood’s 2012 RNC ‘Empty Chair‘ speech and did an ‘Eastwood’ on Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi after their passive-aggressive decision to boycott a Presidential meeting on the current tax reform legislation. The poor babies didn’t like a Trump Tweet. Chuck. Nancy. Your really make it oh, so easy for Trump to troll you. Man up! You to Chuck.
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