The Grinches That Tried To Steal The Presidency

   
   

Krispy Kreme-lin

This last year’s headline from The Guardian is too delicious not to pilfer, “Krispy Kreme-lin: Trump and Schumer trade tweets over Putin doughnut photo“.  And it’s still appropriate considering Chuck’s ranting about the Helsinki Summit.  But the reality is, judging by the Chuck’s smile, is that all he needs to be BFF’s with ‘murderous dictators’ is a donut.  Granted it was a Krispy Kreme donut, but still….

Follow the doughnuts.

That was Donald Trump’s advice to the American people on Friday as he sought to fight back against a fresh avalanche of allegations about his ties to Russia.

True to his philosophy that attack is always the best form of defence, Trump tweeted an old photo of Chuck Schumer, the Democratic minority leader in the Senate, smiling alongside the Russian president, Vladimir Putin.

   
   

Schumer Shows True Stripes, Err…. Tats

   
   

Chuck Schumer’s Big Shoes

Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer is poll testing a new slogan is “Big Top Shoes for a Big Tent Party”.

   
   

#SchemingSchumer’s #ShitholeShutdown

You might say Scheming Chuck Schumer Schlonged himself by pursuing his Stupefying Shithole Shutdown.

   
   

Trump ‘Clint Eastwoods’ Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi

President Donald Trump borrowed a page from Clint Eastwood’s  2012 RNC ‘Empty Chair‘ speech and did an ‘Eastwood’ on Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi after their passive-aggressive decision to boycott a Presidential meeting on the current tax reform legislation.  The poor babies didn’t like a Trump Tweet.  Chuck.  Nancy.  Your really make it oh, so easy for Trump to troll you.  Man up!  You to Chuck.

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