“What the hell’s the matter with them?” I dunno, Joe. You tell us.
#ClownLivesMatter
The Last Clown Out Of Town
Evil ClownCon – Poetry Competition (Updated)
Update: Actually, I’m sitting next to you in the back seat of your Mom’s car. And I’m going home with you. To live with you. Under your bed. With you. Forever.
Chuck Schumer’s Big Shoes
Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer is poll testing a new slogan is “Big Top Shoes for a Big Tent Party”.
Which Clown – Door One? Or Door Two?
The doors revealed…. Wait! Nobody mentioned Door Three. Try clicking it. You know you want to know.
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FakeNews CNN Celebrates Slide to #13 In Cable Ratings
From the Daily Caller we learn that “CNN Slides To #13 In Cable Rankings“. Here we see the staff party celebrating FakeNews CNN’s victory over the Food Network and the Hallmark Channel.
CNN has fallen to #13 in cable TV rankings, according to weekly numbers posted on Thursday by TV Newser.
The ratings slide comes as the network has come under heavy scrutiny for a variety of journalistic missteps, including the retraction of an article alleging that a Trump associate had illicit Russian business ties.
Here’s the ‘Real’ news about FakeNews CNN’s now lowly position in the world of cable tv. How far we have fallen since Bagdad Bob, eh, Wolf?
A Clown Goes to Washington
Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists. However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception. That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”
CNN Morphs Into ‘Clown News Network’
Now that we no longer have a Clinton to kick around anymore, CNN, once known as the Clinton News Network, has changed identities. Never to be behind the MainStream Media curve, and always a leader in juggling digital fishwrap, behold the new, and unimproved, ‘Clown News Network’.
**Clown car not included