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From the Daily Caller we learn that “CNN Slides To #13 In Cable Rankings“. Here we see the staff party celebrating FakeNews CNN’s victory over the Food Network and the Hallmark Channel.
The ratings slide comes as the network has come under heavy scrutiny for a variety of journalistic missteps, including the retraction of an article alleging that a Trump associate had illicit Russian business ties.
Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists. However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception. That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”
Now that we no longer have a Clinton to kick around anymore, CNN, once known as the Clinton News Network, has changed identities. Never to be behind the MainStream Media curve, and always a leader in juggling digital fishwrap, behold the new, and unimproved, ‘Clown News Network’.
**Clown car not included
ABC15 Arizona reports that a “‘Clown Lives Matter’ [is] march planned” for Tucson. Let’s get in our clown cars and show our support.
Organizers are planning a “Clown Lives Matter” march for October 15 in Tucson in reaction to the recent spate of frightening incidents — both real and imagined — spread in the news and on social media.
According to a flyer advertising the event, “this is a peaceful way to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!”