FakeNews CNN – All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper

FakeNews CNN premiered their new mobile “News Station” at the Coos Bay, Oregon 4th of July/Northern Spotted Owl Lives Combined Celebratory Event.  CNN’s President, Jeff Zucker, wanted to field test some new slogans with some low information, uncritical, lefty Liberal viewers before unveiling them prime time.  Amongst the contenders,  “Our News Wipes Fox New’s Ass”, “All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper”, and Jeff’s very ownliest favorite, “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”

Trump Body-slams CNN Again

If FakeNews CNN didn’t like Trump WWF Slamming, do you think they’ll like Trump Incredible Hulk Slamming any better?


FakeNews CNN’s President Jeff Zucker showing his opinion of The Incredible Trump body-slamming his network.

Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid

What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…

FakeNews CNN Outs Trump Wrestling GIF Author – Update #CNNBlackmail

Update #CNNBlackmail – Number 1 Twitter trending hashtags. Will CNN apologize or dig themselves in deeper? Could #ApologizeNowCNN be the next big Twitter trender?

From CNN, “How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling GIF“.

Jeff Zucker – FakeNews CNN’s Chief Huckster or, if you will, Big Pruny-faced Honcho in charge

So CNN used it’s substantial assets to locate a reasonably innocuous (and clever) internet troll that just happened to juxtapose CNN’s logo in place of the head of  WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who in turn, just happened to get clotheslined by none other than Donald J. Trump.  A perfect takedown.  A video turned viral.  Up against the wall, troll!  Recant!  Repent!  And promise never to poke fun at FakeNews CNN ever, ever again.  Or ELSE.  SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…

CNN is not publishing “HanA**holeSolo’s” name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.

But, you ask, what does Mr.”Do as I say, Not as I do” Zucker do when confronted with FakeNews CNN’s own issues? Well, #Snowflakes, he beats feet and runs when confronted with questions about FakeNews CNN’s own hypocrisy and lack of credibility. Watch him run from Project Veritas.  See Jeff run.  Jeff is a Dick, isn’t he Jane?

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