The CDC says that in order to avoid catching the Coronavirus, don’t touch your face. Impossible, you say. Here’s the CDC’s recommendation.
FakeNews CNN’s Chief White House Ankle-biter, Jim Acosta, is now required to wear a ‘cone of shame‘ in order to attend White House Briefings. White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, says that until Jim gets his mouth under control, the ‘cone’ is necessary to protect everyone else in the Briefing Room.