Don’t you wish that you would have paid your Opposition Research muckrakers enough to pry this picture of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan being best BFF’s, out of the hands of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) members? Heh. So much for William Jefferson Clinton, your purported husband, being the ‘First Black President’. Apparently, none of that loyalty rubbed off on you. And you missed your chance to be President. Ah, for the “want of a nail the shoe was lost….” Or picture.
#CrookedHillary
All He Wants For Christmas Is A Tattoo Removal Gift Certificate
He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor. He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date. So how’d that work out for him? Not so well, on any account.
For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob. MAGA!
Hillary’s Back And She’s Got Her 2020 Plan
Hillary’s comeback from the political graveyard is so-o-o nasty that she gets an honorary Rule Z mention.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Hillary’s Latest Polling Problem
Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened” was purported to be the definitive analysis of her election loss to now President, Donald J. Trump. However, we feel this latest poll most accurately sums up Ms. Clinton’s electability issues. Tune back in tomorrow when we answer the question “Would you rather have dinner with Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Dahmer?”