Darwin duly notes that not only can your face be “bitch-slapped” by a geyser, but there’s a fair chance your genomes can be par-boiled by the same.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin states that when the “look both ways genome is recessive in a young male” life expectancy is short. And often very flat. And squashed. Like a bug on a windshield.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin states without equivocation that the genome that fails to focus on his Six won’t have a Twelve to worry about.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that some genomes are just destined to make the wrong choices–like riding a motorcycle. Or, most especially, riding a motorcycle toward a road hazard tossed by a speeding car. Ouch!! Get the point.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that one “don’t need no stinkin’ Bucket Truck when you’ve got an ‘effing Bucket Ladder.” You just need to make sure your genome’s Bucket List is complete.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that the outcome for this racy genome may have been different had he not been an arrogant “Race Car Driving Asshole” and had had a kind word or two for his Pit Crew. You know, those inconsequential, passive/aggressive little people with the lug nuts and fuel…
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that when one chips ice for one’s Very Dry Martini (James Bond’s receipe–shaken, not stirred) one should be above, not below the fault line.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin winces as he notes that it’s going to take more than a little Preparation H to take care of this rectal dilemma.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin recommends playing Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Proud Mary” while watching this crazy genome do a 360 degree Big Wheel flip. He points out that attempting this stunt a second time would undoubtedly lead to the permanent sterility of the genius’ nomes due to SJS–Squashed Junk Syndrome.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors