Darwin dutifully writes that strapping a rocket to ones ass and then expecting a good outcome for one’s genomes has always been a delusion.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin posits that when one consumes a 6 pack of Colt45 Talls and then stumbles over to the Reservation Smoke and Fireworks Shop, endeavoring to purchase a firework called “Giant Balls-Buster”, that same proud owner should not allow that same “Giant Balls-Buster” firework anywhere near his very own genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says notably, that some genomes are destined to use all of their good fortune in one glorious moment. After that, it’ll be a paper cut or an ingrown toenail that gets ’em.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin is beside himself with mirth after this unlucky suitor failed to find his love by searching a hole in a tree. It’s a good thing, Darwin notes, that his genomes weren’t involved in the search. That effort would have, indeed, redefined ‘prickly’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin duly notes, and rather gleefully so, that exercise is a sinkhole that kills the genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin always questions whether the “Look Both Ways” recessive genome has disappeared entirely from the ‘Jaywalker’ subclass of the human species.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors