Darwin thinks George has a point.
Darwin Awards
Daily Darwin – Brass Balls
Darwin says that he doesn’t know whether this metal worker is pounding iron or brass.
Does Anyone Smell Smoke?
This is a “Multiple-choice” test question.
Daily Darwin – Always Wear Your Helmet
Darwin reminds us that the helmet is not so good for “face-plants” into rather large trees.
Daily Darwin – Giddyap
Darwin always said that that “Hoof ‘n Mouth” disease was a genome disrupter. He probably was referring to “Hoof in the Mouth.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Mind Your Mime
Darwin always said, “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, has webfeet and quacks…”
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Warning
Now I don’t know about you little Darwins, but it would take some twisted mind to come up with that use for a screwdriver.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Suite Nutcracker
Betcha this young Darwin Apprentice is singing soprano.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Piss Viper
A “farmer urinating in a field is left in agony after a snake bites him on the penis.”
OMG!! It’ll be a while before that guy plants any “seed.” My guess is that that would be a net plus for the human genome.
TheDailyMail.com reports that:
The 46-year-old came to the emergency room of a hospital in Sringar, in the northern state of Jammu and Kasmir, three hours after suffering the bite.
Although the man was stable, his penis was ‘grossly swollen’, and covered in fluid-filled blisters where the snake’s teeth had entered, said doctors describing his case in the New England Journal of Medicine.