Depends
New Biden 2024 Campaign Slogan – “He’s Dependable”
I’m declaring a “DEFCON 2” Level Eye Bleach Alert for this one…
Joe Biden – “I’d Like The Adult Diaper In My Happy Meal”
What’s in an ‘Adult’ Happy Meal? It Depends…
Pool Party At The Geezers
‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat
Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.
Adult Diaper Marketing Proposal
Do you think the “Mad Men” have this one right? Looks like it could catch on to me. It hear they’re not only pitching it to ‘Depends’ but also ‘Metamucil’.
Hillary’s New Celebrity Endorsement Contract
Just like athletes make money by wearing Nike, or Speedo or guzzling Dos Equis, Hillary has a plan too. And let’s face it folks, based on the way that Hillary and the Clinton Foundation got donations, that woman, Hillary Clinton, won’t even take a dump without being paid for it.
