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Eric ‘The Flatulator’ Swalwell
Eric Swalwell Posts Job Listing To Replace Chinese Honeypot Fang Fang
Since Eric will have no committee assignments, he’ll be needing another way to spend his time…
Just as Chinese food is sometimes referred to as “rental food”, a meal in need of constant refreshment in order to maintain the feeling of fullness, perhaps, too, are spying Chinese honeypot lovers…?? Spill the rice on that theory, Eric.
Dinner For Two At OnlyFangs
Y’All could go to OnlyFangs for some real Red Chinese Approved comestibles… Swalwell could put it on his tab.
How about we bet a Chinese dinner instead? https://t.co/7sSk1jwiGl
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 17, 2023
Swalwell Rocks The Casbah Shirtless On A Camel
Eric Swalwell posed shirtless during pricey paid-for Qatar trip
New York Post–Five House members — including former 2020 presidential candidate Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) — decided to soak up the sun in the Middle Eastern nation of Qatar earlier this year on a trip paid for by a trade group, according to a report on Friday.
Instagram photos published by Business Insider showed Swalwell and Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-Ariz.) happily posing shirtless while riding camels along the Persian Gulf.
According to the outlet, the $84,621.59 bill for the jaunt was picked up by the US-Qatar Business Council, which describes itself as “dedicated exclusively to enhancing the bilateral business relationship between the US and Qatar.”
The Clash – Rock the Casbah (Official Video)
Eric Swalwell Makes Cameo Appearance At ‘Circle-back’ Jen’s Presser
Strange noise in the White House Press Briefing Room
GTFOH – Swalwell Sues Trump
Eric ‘Bang-Bang Fang-Fang’ Fartswell has just about arrived at my last tolerance for copious bullshit.
The Washington Post–Rep. Eric Swalwell sues Trump over Jan. 6 riot, alleging he poses risk of ‘inciting future political violence’
A House impeachment manager and intelligence subcommittee chairman filed a federal lawsuit Friday against former president Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Rudolph W. Giuliani and Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.), claiming they should be held liable for injuries and destruction caused by their incitement of the Jan. 6 mob assault on the Capitol.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.), who also sits on the judiciary and homeland security committees, alleged the former president and his fellow speakers at a rally near the White House that day were directly responsible for mobilizing a crowd of tens of thousands of pro-Trump supporters to march on the Capitol and priming them for violence.
His actions before and during the assault — in which at least 800 people broke into the Capitol, attacked police and delayed Congress’s confirmation of the presidential election results — “made clear he poses a risk of inciting future political violence,” the complaint alleged.
Did Jerry Nadler Just ‘Swalwell’ Himself?
Jerry Nadler appears to be purposely, and with great concentration, limp-shuffle/shambling from the podium during Nancy Pelosi’s ‘presser’ today. Could he have had a ‘scatcident’? As Eric Swalwell well knows, sometimes what seems to be only a ‘tootie-fruitie’ sometimes goes ‘rogue-two’ on you.
Jerry Nadler ”Swalwelled” himself pic.twitter.com/s1L2Dsculf
— Students For Trump (@TrumpStudents) September 23, 2020