Update: There’s only one ‘goo boi’ here, the rest… not so much. Prolly take after Granny.
Granny’s dogs are loose and out on the hunt. Bow wow. Wow??
“Eye Bleach Alert”
Saudi Consulate Gift Shop Was Sold Out Of Those ‘Cool’ Keffiyeh Head Scarf Things
Click Door Three to see what you got from the Saudi Consulate Gift Shop. Hint. It not a coincidence that Door Three looks quite “medieval“.
Auditioning To Be The New Jelly Belly Candy Company ‘Spokesbelly’
Jelly Belly Factory Tour
FashionWeek – Backasswards Butt Look
The play on words pun, “backasswards Butt look” was not so bad. The look itself….not so much.
Emergency Eye Bleach Station
Thanks (I think?) Anon in MT
Eye Bleach Alert – Wonder Woman Cosplay
Warning. Warning! Warning!! If you ever want to retain your fondest memories of Wonder Woman, be they the Comic Book, or the TV Show, or the Movie…. do not click on the “read more” link. Really. You are better off just not knowing.
Eye Bleach Alert – Bearded Motorboating
Some things once seen can never be unseen. Bearded Motorboating is one of them. Click the “read more” under old Homer if you dare.
Some Advice for Lena Dunham
The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….
Argh! My eyes!
This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.