FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

FakeNews – Headline Writing for Dummies

Match the Headline to the News Organization.

“Cop Beats Unarmed Black man.”  – CNN

“Cop Watches While Partner Beats Unarmed Black man” – Washington Post

“Cop Cheers Partner While He Beats and Humiliates Unarmed Black man.” – New York Times

“Racist Cop Watches Partner Beat and Humiliate Young Unarmed Black man While His Hands Were Clasped in Prayer. – Politico

 

The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update

Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.”  Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….

And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.