FakeNews CNN
Project Veritas Tracks Down “The Wolf” Of CNN
CNN Anchor Wolf Blitzer Avoids Answering – Snaps On PV Journalist When Questioned On Network Bias
‘Tater’ Goes Incogmeato
Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter Draws Increasing Fire From Critics Over CNN Show’s Ratings Decline
MEDIAite–Reliable Sources “has failed to attract one million viewers for 11 straight weeks and averaged only 752,000 on Sunday for its smallest audience of 2021,” wrote Fox News media reporter Brian Flood. Fox boasted that its own weekly media show, MediaBuzz, hosted by Howard Kurtz, averaged 1.1 million viewers in the same timeslot on the same day.
But as Bill Parcells once famously said, you are what your record says you are. And there’s no getting around the fact that CNN’s 2021 numbers have fallen considerably since their January peak. Sooner or later, the network and its media maven will have to recapture that audience — lest his attackers decide he’s no longer worth the trouble.
CNN Breaking News! Flat Earther Surfing Disaster
FakeNews CNN’s Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter reports “Surfers on edge after 40 go missing…”
‘Tater’ is sure to “Get Peeled” for trying to resurrect his failing show with this cheesy (and we’re pretty sure it’s a FakeNews)story. Since Former President Donald Trump left the White House, CNN has lost almost 70% of its viewers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Will FakeNews CNN’s Jeff Zeleny Be Sending Out Resumes Tomorrow?
CNN on Biden: “I have never seen a president… who is so protected by his aides in terms of often not wanting him to answer some questions.”
F*cking Cicada Attacks A F*cking CNN Reporter Live
“S**t! F**king cicada!” Manu Raju said as producers bleeped the obscenities.
Daily Caller–CNN’s chief congressional correspondent had a run-in with a cicada Thursday when the bug crawled up his neck as he prepared for a live shot.
Manu Raju shared a video of the unpleasant encounter, saying, “Had an unwelcome visitor try to crawl into my live shot earlier.”
Raju could be seen talking to producers, clearly unaware that the cicada was crawling up the lapel of his suit jacket. It followed his collar and then disappeared behind his neck as he waited for his cue.
Breaking News! CNN Now Reports Joe Biden Didn’t Trip On Air Force One Stairs…
He Was Courageously Dodging Sniper Fire.
Joe Biden, Man of Action, Dodges Enemy Fire for the Third Time