Teddy Roosevelt bags the last known Triceratops during a Bighorn sheep hunt in Montana. The future president was quoted as saying, “I’m going to need to get a bigger wall for that bad boy.”
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.
One perfected, Raytheon claims that not even the newest Littoral Combat Ships (LCS) will be able to stand the pounding this weapon system will deliver.
NBC Reporter, Ken Dilanian sees Russians behind every meme and hashtag. Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!
Ken–you should turn in you NBC Press credentials for a DNC Press Officer badge. That way you could flak openly for the #DemocraticObstructionistLosers and make excuses for the #SchumerShutdown. BTW. Don't you have any curiosity about who's named in the memo? #ReleaseTheMemo
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 20, 2018
That’s probably not the “Long Island Lolita” pictured with old Gropin’ Joey.
**Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as “roos”. Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills, and the young ones are joeys. The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court.
Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.