With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
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Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.
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Holy Shark Week, Al Gore!! Is that Trump’s fault too?
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The Trump Administration and the State of Florida are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to minimize the damage from Hurricane Irma.
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Mr. Trump announced that since he’s been such a ‘yuuugely‘ successful President, that after he retires from office, he might consider doing the same for the English Monarchy. He’s was heard saying, “At least I’d be close to some of my great Golf Properties so I wouldn’t have to stay at that Buckingham Palace dump.”
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Match the Headline to the News Organization.
“Cop Beats Unarmed Black man.” – CNN
“Cop Watches While Partner Beats Unarmed Black man” – Washington Post
“Cop Cheers Partner While He Beats and Humiliates Unarmed Black man.” – New York Times
“Racist Cop Watches Partner Beat and Humiliate Young Unarmed Black man While His Hands Were Clasped in Prayer. – Politico
I’m not so sure that Fish Assholes will sell even with that fancy “Secret Formula” labeling.
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Donald J. Trump is living in Brian Stelter’s head.
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