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Daily Darwin – Cable Would Have Been a Better Choice

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Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes.  Happy wife, happy genomes.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Dude, Checkout This Bulletproof Vest

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Darwin, notes that one should never trust their genomes to a garage sale bullet proof vest.  The end result will be you being planted like a tree.  News6 Orlando has this story, “Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say“.

Darwin_Georger_CarlinPolice say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.

A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”

Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”

Well, no, Joe. It doesn’t look like it works.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Hillary’s 9/11 Health Scare

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Even though Hillary Clinton had a major health scare yesterday at the 9/11 Remembrance Memorial Service, her political team insists she is just fine.  Mrs. Clinton put in an brief appearance before being shuttled by her handlers to her Upstate NY estate.

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