He said, “Why? Have you been naughty this year?” “Nope, Santa,” I said. “My car is getting low on fuel.” Bada bing, bada boom.
But Farting LIVE On National TV??
Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it. But whatever….
Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”. Job well done, Mr. Swalwell. My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname. Heh. You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.
Or you could say, ‘No Current California Map‘
California’s Green New Deal Is Going Up In Smoke
A motorist on the way to work on the 405 freeway in southern California films a raging wildfire. Multiple blazes have erupted across the region this week, forcing thousands of people to flee and smothering cities in smoke.
The Mamas & the Papas – California Dreamin’