#GoatFriendly
Wear My Sunglasses
What do you want to bet this goat wears his sunglasses at night?
Corey Hart – “Sunglasses At Night”
Goat Yoga??
We find there is yet one more way to separate fools from their money. The Metro tells us, “There’s now a retreat where you can do yoga with goats“. Goat yoga! Heh!!
No Regrets Farm in Willamette Valley, Oregon, is now offering people the opportunity to do their daily yoga with goats.
Because why not?
The Goat Retreat was set up by former professional photographer Lainey Morse, who wanted to start a new business based on her farm.
When a local yoga instructor was searching for a place for her classes, Lainey offered up her farm – along with the goats that live there.
Now, to be clear, the goats don’t actually participate in the yoga. They’re
goats. They don’t know how to do downward dog.
The goats are there more for moral support and the weird factor, preventing you from getting bored midway through all that deep-breathing.
ISIS Beach Party
Abdullah just can’t wait for dark! Look at those beauties!!
Midnight at the oasis/ Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces/ Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven’s holding a half-moon/ Shining just for us
Let’s slip off to a sand dune, real soon/ And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend/ He’ll point out the way
Come on, till the evening ends/ Till the evening ends
You don’t have to answer/ There’s no need to speak
I’ll be your belly dancer, prance/ And you can be my sheik
Maria Muldaur – “Midnight at the Oasis”
Baa Baa Brothel
Abdullah has to have a place to get his rocks off until his bride turns 9 years old. It’s Sharia Law, you know.
Tinder for ISIS
With all of these beauties at his fingertips, Abdullah plans on “Swiping Right” until he gets a blister on his swiper.
Muslim Cleric Preaches Sex Slaves OK
This bit of 7th Century philosophy is brought to you by “Islam, the Religion of Peace”.
Here’s the headline from The Daily Mail, “Yes, boys, you CAN have sex slaves: Outrage as British Muslim cleric at mosque where Cardiff jihadis were radicalised tells teenagers that ‘captives’ are permissible under Islam in vile sermon“.
A hardline Muslim preacher suspected of radicalising three British jihadis told teenage disciples that it is ‘permissible’ under Islam to have sex slaves.
Ali Hammuda, an Imam at a Cardiff mosque where three young jihadis from the city worshipped before travelling to Syria to join Islamic State, also told the group of boys as young as 13 that the ‘day of judgment is close’ – a key part of IS’s warped propaganda.
The revelations come amid heightened fears over the Islamist terror threat in the UK in the wake of the bloody attacks in France.
Here are a few Imam Ali Hammuda’s “under-age” sex slaves. Say Baaaaa, boys.
