There’s not much to do in Montana in the wintertime, but try to stay warm, watch out for grizzlies and humor yourself by inventing a new art form. Move over “Chainsaw Art“, the ‘Art of the Stapler’ has arrived.
Follow these tips closely to avoid becoming a snack for your Ursus Arctos Horribilis.
Remember Grizzlies (and Polar Bears) like to party.
Playing possum seldom bears good results.
Take your jogging hobby seriously.
And always remember Rule Number 1: You only need to be faster than the other guy.