The President needs to beat feet from Europe at the earliest opportunity. When the Continental Pod People start taking over he’ll begin asking for a “Fizzy Coke Light”, then comes the hair pomade, and then, OMG!!… the Red Power Tie turns into a boa.
Darwin, while rolling on the floor laughing his ass off, says guys, really? You’re actually going to place explosives next to your ‘ownliest’ genome jewels and then explode them. The explosives, that is. And obviously your jewels too. You know the ones that are parked right next to the explosive. You know it’s not going to work out well, right? But the ‘clicks’ are worth it? OK, then. Whatever lights your fire. You will definitely not be polluting the old gene pool. How do you spell eunuch? E U N U C H. What’s that spell? Y O U.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
When your significant other issues the GTFOH!! proclamation your first move should be to grab the beer by the refrigerator.
The Execs – “GTFOH (Get The Fuck Outta Here)”