“Green” Tea Solution to Terrorism

Well…Kermit is green.  And he’s drinking tea.  Therefore the observation that the robust “Right to Carry” laws in Texas made it much more likely we’d get dead terrorists rather than dead civilians seems quite reasonable.  Make mine Southern Sweet Tea with a little Colt .45 for added flavor, if you please.

Texas_Terrorist

Chiraq – Bullet Cams

From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.

CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring Guns_Chiraqall interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.

Onion_Bullet_Cam_Chiraq