The former candidate for President and spokesperson for Tourette’s Syndrome, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke has found his niche.
Beto O’Rourke Quits 2020 Race
“Though it is difficult to accept, it is clear to me now that this campaign does not have the means to move forward successfully. My service to the country will not be as a candidate or as the nominee,” O’Rourke said in a statement posted to Medium. “Acknowledging this now is in the best interests of those in the campaign; it is in the best interests of this party as we seek to unify around a nominee; and it is in the best interests of the country.”
Queen – “Another One Bites The Dust”
Beto should take a refresher course in Old West History before he rolls his “Dingleberry” Ad Campaign out nationally. Confusing Huckleberry with Dingleberry is a such monumental “Dogberryism” that it guarantees the twitterverse will wipe his ass with a ratio.
I’m Your Huckleberry History / Curious To Know
Is This “Sharpie-gate II”