“Honky Hog (heh)” – Elton John
They said, get back Honky Hog
Better get back to the woods
Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways
And, oh, the change is gonna do me good
You better get back Honky Hog
Livin’ in the city ain’t where it’s at
It’s like tryin’ to find gold in a silver mine
It’s like tryin’ to drink whisky from a bottle of wine
“Honky Cat” – Elton John
OK. Here’s the real deal.