Illegal Immigration

Keith ‘Open Borders’ Ellison – The Democrats Number Two Guy Thinks You Stole America

The Democrats number two guy at the DNC is really a “Number Two” piece of work when it comes to protecting our borders.  He thinks you ‘stole America’ and he doesn’t ‘believe in Borders’ or border enforcement.  How does that make you feel Minnesota?  Are you going to vote an advocate of lawlessness to be your Attorney General this November?  Even as liberal as the late Minnesota Senator Hubert Humphrey was, true lawless open borders were never a consideration.

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StreetArt – California ‘Potholed’

The “California Pothole Rebellion” will go down in the annals of history along with the Boston Tea Party and the Whisky Rebellion as turning points in US History. As reported by the Gateway Pundit, “Street Artists Blast LA Politicians for Putting Welfare of Illegals Over Americans“.  Vive la Résistance!
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The anonymous artists claim “The roads in LA are worse that Tijuana, driving here sucks and it’s their fault. The city is shirking its responsibility to provide a safe and secure environment for lawful citizens to placate illegals and steal elections.

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‘Will The Last Person Leaving California – Turn Out The Lights

According to the Seattle Times, that “Iconic “will the last person” Seattle billboard bubbles up again“.

It’s been 38 years since Bob McDonald and Jim Youngren put up the iconic billboard reading “Will the last person leaving Seattle — Turn out the lights,” and its slogan has been used worldwide any time there is an economic downturn.

Seattle does have its problems again, but California?  That a whole ‘nuther level of problems.  Cross the equally iconic “Caution – Illegal Crossing” with “Caution – Residents Fleeing” like Michael Ramirez has, and you begin to understand why U-Haul will practically pay you to take a trailer into California. From The Mercury News,

Moving from San Jose to Las Vegas, Nevada? You’ll shell out $945 to rent a 10-foot U-Haul truck, and $1,990 to rent a 26-foot truck, for up to four days, according to the U-Haul website. But make the move in the other direction, and you’ll pay $119 for a 10-foot truck and $132 for a 26-foot truck.

Moving from Phoenix, Arizona to San Jose is the same — $119 for the smallest truck, and $132 for the largest. But a trip from San Jose to Phoenix costs $618 and $1,301.

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Nancy ‘Crumbs’ Pelosi’s Newest Border Security Plan – “Mow The Grass”

Wat???  Nancy’s latest suggestion personifies the effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome – dementia mixed with desperation.

“Well, I’m not the wall’s biggest advocate in Congress, but I do know that representatives in the House and Senators in that body from the border wall areas have some serious objection to a wall because they know how detrimental it can be to the community trade, to all of the other aspects of a border.” But again, lets sit down and talk things through and see what makes sense. Not some commitment to a promise that we’re going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. That’s never going to happen. Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do, or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass, that’s something, levies, technology, personnel.”

Found here.

Nancy Pelosi – “No Wall needed, Mow the grass.”

Nancy, you are the gift that just keeps on giving. Thank you for what you do.

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Lindsey Graham vs. Stephen Miller – ‘The Thrilla In DCilla’

Lightweight Senator Lindsey Graham is refusing to accept a challenge from brawling newcomer Stephen Miller for a ‘Winner Takes All’ Immigration Debate bout on Tucker Carlson’s Friday Night Fights.  Some say the bout could rival the “Fight of the Century” or the “Rumble in the Jungle” from the Golden Age of Pugilistic Style Debating.

The ‘Probable’ Lindsey Graham vs. The Really ‘Real’ Stephen Miller

**Google’s ‘face recognition’ is vacillating between naming the “Clown-faced” image Lindsey Graham or James Comey. For purposes of this post, we’re dealing with two peas from the same motherpod. So, for full disclosure, our position is that the clown’s face was used “as an example only” of Senator Lindsey Graham in clownface.  “Effing Clown lawyers are murder on details.

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MAGA – Magic Green Hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

Unabashedly pilfered from It Ain’t Holy Water

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