Ricin Crispy Treats – The Monday Mattis “It’s Monday Somewhere in the World Edition”

ABC News reports, “Man accused of sending letters laced with ricin ‘wanted to send a message’.

William Clyde Allen, the former Naval officer who was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday for sending crushed castor beans to President Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, said that he mailed the letters with the intention of sending a message, he told the FBI.

Here’s how James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis responded.

Suck on that Cupcake.


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Trump Channels Mattis

Here’s a few more delightful Mattisisms.

“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”

“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.”

“No war is over until the enemy says it’s over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote.”

“There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It’s really great.”

“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”

“Demonstrate to the world there is ‘No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy’ than a U.S. Marine.”

Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis


“I Keep Other People Awake At Night”

Secretary of Defense, James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis was asked by CBS’s John Dickerson, “What keeps you awake at night?”

“Nothing.” Deadpanned Mattis.  “I keep other people awake at night.”  Facepalm.  Dickerson.