Shake your head very, very slowly and say, “No Big Dog, goo’ boy, Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself…Hillary had it done.” If Big Dog believes your sincerity, he may let you leave with all of your pieces-parts intact.
It’s true that we’ve not yet passed that “Black Friday” holiday milestone, but one might say that this is a dual purpose post – one to warn you that Christmas themed memes are on their way, and the other to introduce the “Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself” category. So… Drumroll please. Just like Christmas lights Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself.
Here’s a sampling of Gateway Pundit’s, “Complete List of Inconsistencies in Prison Policy Surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s Death.” Have I got a bridge to sell you….
** Epstein said he was considering cooperating in “naming names” in his international sex ring ** He was found unconscious in his prison cell just three weeks earlier ** Two days prior to his death documents released for the first time implicated several top Democrats in his pedo sex ring ** He was taken off suicide watch after a failed attempt just two weeks earlier ** The cameras malfunctioned — There is no video ** Then later we hear the cameras showed the guards did not do rounds? Which is it? ** The prison guards had worked several extra shifts last week
Jeffrey Epstein in his best Billy Crystal Fernando Lamas voice, “You look marvelous in that little blue dress, Mr. President.” The red shoes are a perfect choice.
The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.
Jeffrey Epstein’s dead No, no, he’s outside looking in Jeffrey Epstein’s dead No, no, he’s outside looking in He’ll fly his astral plane Takes you trips around the bay Brings you back the same day Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein’s dead No, no, he’s outside looking in Timothy Leary’s dead No, no, he’s outside looking in He’ll fly his astral plane Takes you trips around the bay Brings you back the same day Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
Along the coast you’ll hear them boast About a light they say that shines so clear So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier
He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground He flies so high, he swoops so low He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down He’ll plant your feet back on the ground He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low Jeffrey Epstein
He’ll fly his astral plane He’ll take you trips around the bay He’ll bring you back the same day Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein
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** Epstein said he was considering cooperating in “naming names” in his international sex ringJeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.
