Hostess Found The ‘Perfect’ Woke Campaign Advertising Tie-in

Should Joe and Kamala actually win this November, Hostess promises to proudly rename Ding Dongs to “Joe Joes” in honor of the new president.  However, a company official who requests to remain anonymous, says that try as they might, every focus group said that “Ho Hos” was still the perfect name for Kamala’s salutary confection.