So how cold is it, Johnny??
It’s so cold…
Gangbangers doing drivebys by text messaging!!
It’s so cold…
I saw a snowman with a hoodie on!!
It’s so cold…
Gangbangers doing drivebys by text messaging!!
It’s so cold…
I saw a snowman with a hoodie on!!
The Oregonian–Portland hit 116 degrees Monday afternoon, setting a new record high temperature for the third day in a row, according to the National Weather Service.
The high temperature at Portland International Airport had reached 116 degrees just after 5 p.m., surpassing the high of 114 that forecasters had predicted.
Monday’s record-setting temperatures broke Sunday’s record-setting high of 112 degrees. Sunday’s high had broken the 108 degree-record set Saturday, which broke the previous high of 107, first set in 1965.
Carnac the Magnificent says, “Unicorns, Flying Saucers, and Bigfoot.”
*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!
*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.