AGW – How Cold Is It, Johnny?

“Well, Ed. It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off of a snowman.”

*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.

*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!

*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.

*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.

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