Get A Food Taster, Joe

Munchausen Syndrome by Vice President (MSBVP) is a mental health problem in which a vice president makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, a president, an elderly adult, or a person who has a disability, or a person who exhibits all those characteristics. Because vulnerable people are the victims, MSBVP is a form of child abuse or elder abuse.

Hostess Found The ‘Perfect’ Woke Campaign Advertising Tie-in

Should Joe and Kamala actually win this November, Hostess promises to proudly rename Ding Dongs to “Joe Joes” in honor of the new president.  However, a company official who requests to remain anonymous, says that try as they might, every focus group said that “Ho Hos” was still the perfect name for Kamala’s salutary confection.