Old Joe Biden… not so much.
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Munchausen Syndrome by Vice President (MSBVP) is a mental health problem in which a vice president makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, a president, an elderly adult, or a person who has a disability, or a person who exhibits all those characteristics. Because vulnerable people are the victims, MSBVP is a form of child abuse or elder abuse.
Minds out of the gutter, people. This is not Willie Brown that we’re talking about.
Speaking of the ‘gutter’…
The interwebs are boiling with speculation about who paid for and trained the fly. Was it Xi Jinping? Vlad Putin? Hillary and Fusion GPS? Or Comey, Brennan, Clapper and Barack? Without a new Special Council, we may never know.
Should Joe and Kamala actually win this November, Hostess promises to proudly rename Ding Dongs to “Joe Joes” in honor of the new president. However, a company official who requests to remain anonymous, says that try as they might, every focus group said that “Ho Hos” was still the perfect name for Kamala’s salutary confection.