Kitty says, “Let me come golfing with you, Dad. I’ll be good. I’ll chase birdies. Maybe some squirrels. I’m very quiet. No noise. I can get my own snacks. Pee breaks won’t slow you down. Please…..Dad? Please???”
Chew on this Kitty…
‘O Tannenbaum‘ (‘Oh Christmas Tree’) Lyrics in English and German
This Christmas classic dates back centuries
Heh. Watch your back now. Kitty will try to murder you to get even for the humiliation. You will never be able to sleep again.