Free Bacon!!! I’m voting for Bernie Sanders. At least twice….
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Hillary’s Southern Doo
Hillary got a referral from Rachel Dolezal for a new hair stylist. Rachel was overheard telling Hillary that her new style was guaranteed to get her at least 15 per cent extra in the Primary.
Switch Your Vote in 2020
You can be a hit by switching your vote to this prime time ticket. You’ll get more than meets the eye with these two new Pols.
South Carolina RINO Attack
The word is out that John Kasich is going to make the same suicide charge at Marco Rubio that his buddy, Chris Christie, made last week. Then with a little luck, maybe John-boy will go home too.
Daily Darwin – Dread Diving
Darwin rightly points out that when one’s hair outweighs his common sense, it’s probably not advisable to bollard walk. You could say he made a “dreadful” decision.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
No Free Lunch
Or, if you prefer, no free cheese. Perhaps, Bernie Sanders failed to mention that small, but important detail, in his victory speech last night in New Hampshire. SNAP!!
**TANSTAAFL – Robert A. Heinlein’s “The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress” – There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch