Daily Darwin – Cat’s Got Your Genomes
Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”. Eeewww!! Damn!! Daily Mail. I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision. Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.
The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
‘Haunch of Acosta’
For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper. Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.
Vegans – You’re What’s For Dinner
Watch the Eyes
Experts tell you to watch the eyes to get a “tell” as to what the next action will be. I think his eyes are telling me that I’m today’s lunch.