Michael Avenatti

Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s Newest Client

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Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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FakeNews CNN Porn Pal Party

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Gateway Pundit reports, “Photo Released of Porn Star Lawyer Avenatti Partying It Up with CNN Cranks in Sag Harbor“.

The wife of a CNN commentator accidentally exposed the network’s bias in a now-deleted tweet that showed anchors and pundits partying with Stormy Daniel’s lawyer Michael Avenatti.

Juanita Scarlett, who is married to CNN political commentator Errol Louis, posted a photo of Avenatti with Louis, CNN anchor Don Lemon, and CNN commentator Margaret Hoover.

The caption read, “Thrilled to have met @MichaelAvenatti at the Sag Harbor soiree of my second favorite favorite on-air journalist @donlemon @errollous @MargaretHoover.”…