CNN’s Mount Rushmore Trigger Warning

Footage Of Trump’s Patriotic Event At Mount Rushmore is Vewy, Vewy Scawey.  Head To Your Safe Space, Snowflakes.

Babylon Bee—In a move to make sure its primary audience of dumb snowflake triggered sissy libs wasn’t scarred for life, CNN graciously broadcast a trigger warning ahead of its report on Trump’s “dangerously patriotic” speech in front of Mount Rushmore last week.

The message warned CNN’s dozens of viewers that they would soon see horrifying carvings of long-dead racist presidents, President Trump saying some words, and also some disturbing American flags. CNN anchors then encouraged viewers with any liberal relatives in the room to turn away for a few minutes so as not to melt instantly into a puddle of liberal tears.

/sarc ‘n /snark

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‘Measuring the Curtains’ At Mount Rushmore

Regarding Trump’s Historic Meeting With Kim Jung-Un In North Korea –

Too Early To Measure The Curtains (or Carve The Hair) On Mount Rushmore, But…  Here’s the Drudge Headlines.

First US leader to enter NKorean territory; 'Great friendship'...
'Big moment, big moment, big progress'...
An invitation to the White House...
10 steps into history...
Pope praises: Raises hopes for peace...
Pandemonium in Panmunjom: Trump's Hasty Date...