Mount Rushmore
Meanwhile In Canada – Mount Rushmore View
That’s a beauty, eh, hoser?
Mount Trumpmore – On Time And Under Budget
Scheduled Completion January 20, 2021 as an Army Corps of Engineers training project. Priceless.
CNN’s Mount Rushmore Trigger Warning
Footage Of Trump’s Patriotic Event At Mount Rushmore is Vewy, Vewy Scawey. Head To Your Safe Space, Snowflakes.
Babylon Bee—In a move to make sure its primary audience of dumb snowflake
triggered sissy libs wasn’t scarred for life, CNN graciously broadcast a trigger warning ahead of its report on Trump’s “dangerously patriotic” speech in front of Mount Rushmore last week.
The message warned CNN’s dozens of viewers that they would soon see horrifying carvings of long-dead racist presidents, President Trump saying some words, and also some disturbing American flags. CNN anchors then encouraged viewers with any liberal relatives in the room to turn away for a few minutes so as not to melt instantly into a puddle of liberal tears.
/sarc ‘n /snark
Democrats Say Trump Mount Rushmore 4th Of July Rally A “Glorification Of White Supremacy”
Oops! Just kidding. Tweet deleted. No one would vote for us if they thought we wanted to cancel George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abe Lincoln.
Trump Exploring Ways To Fund Mount Rushmore Renovation
He Is Said To Be Considering Levying A Tariff California Residents Wishing To Leave “The Tarnished State.”
‘Measuring the Curtains’ At Mount Rushmore
Regarding Trump’s Historic Meeting With Kim Jung-Un In North Korea –
Too Early To Measure The Curtains (or Carve The Hair) On Mount Rushmore, But… Here’s the Drudge Headlines.
First US leader to enter NKorean territory; 'Great friendship'...
'Big moment, big moment, big progress'...
An invitation to the White House...
10 steps into history...
Pope praises: Raises hopes for peace...
Pandemonium in Panmunjom: Trump's Hasty Date...
Trump Photobombs James Comey
The jig is almost up, James.
