You don’t have to dig too deep to find Muppet issues here.
And that new Muppet would be (drumroll, please), Hillary’s Nookie Monster, the sock puppet in chief, Mr. Bill Clinton!!
How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.