Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?

Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Dignitysink

In the world of electronics, we have “heatsinks“.  These are the little devices that suck the heat away from your laptop computer and cook your balls.  Sorry.  I mean turn your thighs into bacon.

We now have an item of apparel called a “DignitySink”.  You wear these little hushpuppies and any self-esteem you might still retain leaks into the street.

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Daily Darwin – Honing the Family Jewels

Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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