A Nicholas ‘Effing Cage Shower Curtain – ‘Precious’

Can you imagine performing you morning ablutions with the ubiquitous Nicholas ‘Effing Cage watching? I think not. Perhaps it’s time for that garage sale – let Nick go home with another fool.

   
   

Nicholas Cage – “I’ll Take Crappy Role, Just Pay Me”

Not that Nicholas Cage ever had much ‘artistic integrity’ to begin with, but did you ever wonder why he’s showing up in every ‘piece of shit’ role in every ‘shithole’ straight to DVD movie imaginable?  You know what I mean.  Those movies that you’re tempted to let your dog dump on before you return them to Redbox?  The answer is simple.  Nick Cage has a spending problem every bit as bad a Johnny Depp’s, but not quite the “Star Powered” salary.

So Nick has to take the McDonald’s approach (although McDonald’s does at least pay lip service to QUALITY), “Make a little bit of profit on a whole lot of burgers” – or movies, in Nick’s case.  Here’s what CNBC reports.

But Cage didn’t hold on to his fortune for long. He squandered it away on a string of expensive and often eccentric purchases, eventually facing foreclosure on several properties and owing the IRS $6.3 million in property taxes.

Now worth around $25 million, Cage is taking roles left and right to help pay off his debts.

You can check the foolishness in full by following the link to CNBC, or you can just say “enough” to the ubiquitous Mr. Cage. Hold on! Isn’t “The Ubiquitous Mr. Cage” the working title for Nick’s next movie? Prolly….

   
   

Dumpster Diving With Nick Cage

Chalk another bow-wowser up for Nicholas ‘Effing Cage.  The Dalily Caller writes, “Nicolas Cage’s Latest Movie Looks Absolutely Awful“.

   
   

Nicholas Cage’s New Girl Friend Is A Real Looker

That crazy Nicholas Cage got himself a new tattoo and a new girl friend too.  Nick says that she only has eyes for him.

 

   
   

Nicholas ‘Effing Cage For Life??

There is no accounting for the choices that people make. Nice tattoo, Nick.  I’m pretty sure that’s Nick’s own leg with the fancy ‘photo realistic’ tattoo, but maybe not…

   
   

Not Nicholas ‘Effing Cage Again!!

The guy is simply ubiquitous. Or is it oleaginous?