NY Times
Hello New York Times Editorial Board….My Name Is Pennywise
And have I got a story for you.
New Species of Rat Weasel Discovered
This new species was found recently lurking in the halls of the New York Times building. Observers say that it’s a rather scurrilous looking creature prone to fits of hyperbole. Introducing the Rateous Weaselous Pauleous Krugmanus, sub class New Yorkus Timeous.
CNN Has Applied for New Broadcast Call Sign
In an attempt to capitalize on the current ‘Fake News’ frenzy, CNN has requested a new broadcast call sign – FNN, the “Fake News Network”. Of course, that’s nothing new for CNN, as they claim to have invented ‘fake news’. Or was that Al Gore? Or the NY Times? Or was it the Washington Post? Maybe it was Brian Williams…..or Hillary?
