pantsuit on fire
Could Hillary Be Stealing Buddy’s Meds
Yeah, I know Buddy passed from mysterious circumstances in January, 2002, but to make the story work, let’s just talk about Hillary’s other pets. Suppose….
From CBS Philly comes the report, “Why Some Are Stealing Medications From Their Pets“.
PHILADELPHIA (CNN) — Some of us may be sharing a little too much with our pets.
Sure, people share their dinners with their dogs, and some share their beds, but that kind of closeness generally isn’t as much of a major danger to human health as this new kind of closeness uncovered by unsuspecting scientists. There is now scientific evidence that some people may be sharing their pets’ medications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZqS7q7voY
Huma’s Rotating Desk Scheme
Huma and Hillary decided that FedEx’s rotating furniture worked so well that they outfitted their State Department and Clinton Foundation offices with a complete set. Can you say political Feng Shui?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7USlVgd0OyY
No More Weiner for Huma
The Daily Mail reports, “Humiliated Huma FINALLY dumps sexting Weiner:” Considering the apt attention Ms. Abedin has been shown paying Hillary Clinton in the numerous photos portraying the “Emailgate” scandal, Ms. Abedin may not have liked Weiner much anymore, anyway.
Hillary aide separates from husband just hours after it is revealed he sent photo of his crotch while their four-year-old son slept beside him as child services looks into incident.
Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal.
The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking the third time he had been caught in the act in the past five years.
Making matters worse, one of the pictures was of Weiner showcasing his manhood in a pair of boxer briefs while the couple’s four-year-old son Jordan lay asleep next to him in bed.
Reprising some our best Anthony Weiner Headlines:
Hillary Plays the Race Card
I would make a snarky little comment, but you get it, right?
Hillary’s New Celebrity Endorsement Contract
Just like athletes make money by wearing Nike, or Speedo or guzzling Dos Equis, Hillary has a plan too. And let’s face it folks, based on the way that Hillary and the Clinton Foundation got donations, that woman, Hillary Clinton, won’t even take a dump without being paid for it.
Wolf Blitzer Has a “Nose for News”
OMG!! Wolf. You simpleton douche bag.
Hillary’s Health Questioned
Ain’t no stinkin’ health to question.
