Today’s Bacon – Pigasso
Dances With Sheep
Elizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.
As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.
“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas. “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”